#overdramatic as fuck

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

sometimes katsuki gets really dramatic (but let’s be fr when isn’t he) and acts like you ghosted him when you don’t respond to his texts in thirty minutes. not in a creepy way, just in a dramatic, needy way.

he’s not worried or anything, he checks his phone every few minutes to see if any texts from you have come in. it’s a force of habit, because you usually respond pretty quickly but after a while it gets a little weird. and then he sends you a text and another one and unconsciously he starts spamming you a bit. again, not in a creepy way. just an annoying needy whiny dramatic baby, way.

“what’s up, bakubro ? you keep checking your phone.” katsuki doesn’t look at kirishima, eyes glued to his phone when he just grunts out an “‘m fine.”

and then kaminari just has to open his big mouth. his voice playful as he speaks “uh oh, trouble in paradiseee~?” katsuki scoffs, telling the blonde to fuck off.

and he isn’t worried..not at all. until he thinks about it and maybe there was trouble in paradise ?? were you maybe ignoring him ? what’d he do ?

you look up from your notebook at the sound of your phone vibrating. oh, it’s katsuki ! you smile just seeing his contact pop up.

“hi, katsu !”

silence, no response. you try again.

“…hello ?”

you hear a scoff from the other end, and some shuffling before your boyfriend graces you with an answer. “look at your phone, you idiot.”

“hello, katsu.” you snort. “yeah, yeah. hi.” you can practically hear the roll of his eyes through the phone, you giggle and your boyfriend huffs through the speaker.

it’s then that you see the wall of texts from him “oh, did you text me ? my bad i was studying.”

there’s a faint sigh of relief “‘s fine.”

“were you worried ?” you tease.

“fuck no. just—“ a sudden pause then katsuki grumbles “answer my texts next time, moron. bye. don’t overdo it while studying or i’ll kill you.”

“meanie !” you giggle, and when he hangs up you send him a text.

we can study together next time, just so you don’t flip out again 💗😚

katsuki scoffs a mean laugh, then sends you a middle finger.

[betreybrained]

this was about my conflicted feelings about being in love with my best friend . girl shut up you're in yaoi now

I can never tell how i feel. there's always just too much of it. would I be better off feeling nothing? can I make it go away? I stare at my ceiling and try to go back to bed.

T

[rhiaemrys]

So I like the "Tim internalizes Jason's nicknames of pretender, and such" in fanon as much as the next person. But I'm also in desperate need of Tim just. Sniping back and facing it down with utter apathy.

Jason being wildly confused as to why this tiny child can come up with alterations like "You particularly petty pathetic prick" off the top of his head. Or like, Tim just staring blankly at Jason when he tries to get under Tim's skin, only for jason to find out that Tim checked out once Jason started bitching about batman because, and Jason's quoting here "Watching paint dry is more entertaining then hearing you rehash the same argument from two years ago. Get new material or get out".

Jason, asking Tim if he wants to go ape shit and murder someone and Tim responding with "been there, done that. Lost the spleen, and I think it's a very boring way to take care of your problems" as Tim types up a frankly obscenely detailed plan for how to, on the off chance they come across him, incapacitate sonic.

[shellem15]

This has been commented on many times in this fandom, but I'm using it as a springboard for my own brainrot Raphael really is just like his daddy. There's the obvious stuff—the narcissism, the dramatics, the convoluted plots and just the general messy bitchery—but there's also the stuff under the surface. Both have massive inferiority complexes, both are extremely envious and power-hungry (Mephistopheles in particular for the envy part, but we'll touch on that later), and both act extremely obsessive towards certain tools, goals, and—most relevant to this post—people.

Now Raphael is definitely weird towards Tav/Durge, but it's a bit more ambiguous as to whether he's obsessed with them in particular or just sees them as a means to an end. The situation with Hope, on the other hand, is quite explicit. Raphael is obsessed with her, even naming his home after her, but there's not really anything material he gets out of her. Him imprisoning and torturing her is not a means to an end, he just does it because he's a sadist. He wants her attention, he is entertained by her defiance, he wants to break her—he both loves and loathes her.

And what do you know! Raphael's thing towards Hope is kinda similar to how Mephistopheles acts with his object of obsession—Asmodeus. Now, if you need to know anything about Mephisto's character, it's that he's envious. Envious towards his peers, envious towards his betters, even envious towards his inferiors—he resents that others' have what he does not. Even Martinet, Asmodeus' unflappable constable, thinks so: "Were Mephistopheles to become the King of Hell, it would take him less than an hour to start wondering why he wasn’t also ruler of Mount Celestia." (Guide to Hell, p. 45)

The #1 target of Mephisto's envy is Asmodeus. The man is capital-o Obsessed with him, ya'll.  Asmo is on his mind 24/7, haunting his every thought. He lives rent-free in Mephisto's head.

Mephisto is the silver medal to Asmo's golden 1st place. Eternally living in his shadow, the Starscream to Asmo's Megatron. He is always one step behind him—like, Mephistopheles has been trying to become a god for a while now, and just when he was about to succeed, the spellplague happened and Asmodeus ate the god Azuth like an energy bar, snatching up godhood by sheer luck. And then, of course, Mephisto's godhood plan fell through so now the power divide between them is even greater than it was before.

Bro tries so hard and it just doesn't work. Like, when Mephisto was going through his rebrand phase as the Lord of Hellfire, he changed his appearance to that of the "quintessential devil". But all that ended up doing is making mortals confused about who exactly he is—a lot of mortals straight up think he is Asmodeus. Like, to the point that Asmo just went "you're the manager of my cults now lol", so now the distinction between the two is even more blurry. Also, Mephisto's wife is straight up closer to Asmo than she is to him (see my Baalphegor post), which is just another spit in the face. Bro cannot win. (This ties into another similarity between him and his son; Raphael clearly got the loser gene from him.)

Now, obviously the situation between Raphael and Hope is very different than Mephisto's relationship towards Asmo—Hope is Raphael's captive, while Asmo is Mephisto's boss; Hope's life has been upended and tormented by Raphael, while Mephisto is at most an annoyance towards Asmo (bro has repeatedly told Asmo to his face that he would usurp him and Asmo is just like "whatever, dude")—but the level of obsession is similar. Raphael hates hope but is also desperate for her affection, Mephistopheles loathes and envies Asmodeus but is also his greatest ally. Both are desperate to fu—*ahem* both are psycho-sexually obsessed with them.

So, yeah. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

TLDR: Raphael inherited his psycho-sexually obsessive tendencies from his daddy lol. Also you should really read the lore about Asmodeus and Mephistopheles' relationship because it's actually insane y'all. Like this shit was made for the gays people.

[strechanadi]

Leonore Baulac, Mathieu Ganio

Mayerling

photo Helena Maria Buckley

[wuntrum]

job search going so bad its unleashing biblical plagues upon me

[rubber-glovs]

I REALLY wanna ask in the sfth discords qna if the boys still have the flowers I gave them but like I don't wanna seem annoying but there was just so many people (my parents especially) that said they would hate it and throw it away and what not and my anxiety is getting to me because I'm like "shit what if they hate it and they don't want it, WHAT IF THEY THREW IT AWAY??" like AJs flower was damaged when I gave it to him so like idk but I know they didn't hate it since they posed with the flowers and what not BUT THE THOUGHT STILL PLAYS IN MY MIND LIKE WHAT IF THEY THINK I WAS WEIRD FOR THAT IDK GUYS

[light-koe-pinsky]

[amplexadversary]

[whatsjulietslastname]

if i see any more Chloe hate i’m going to fucking explode. i’m not even kidding this makes me physically ill i’m going to create a fucking uQuiz about Chloe Price’s character and if you get a bad score you officially do not understand her character and has no right to talk about her whatsoever because you cannot just……say shit like « yeah duh of course i chose Arcadia Bay over her she was so dramatic and annoying and so mean omg 🙄🙄🙄 » i’m coming for you. like you can chose Arcadia Bay it’s a choice based game but if you did it because ‘Chloe was such a meanie 😓’ OH MY GOD. i’m. aidiaoisoz. can someone plz stop me i’m going to jump off a roof /j

[wurmwizzard]

//whiny vent post

I wish people gave a single flying fuck about my artwork in the slightest. I am NOT talking about all of the lovely perfect amazing stupendous and folks here who reblog and compliment my art, you guys are Licherally the only people who actually do care. I try and show my work to my dad, and he just says "Interesting" and changes the subject to fucking football. I try and show my work to my friends, and they either simply say literally fucking nothing, or just go "Huh! Cool!" And walk away. Its not that I don't appreciate the "Cool" comment but really? It that fucking it? "Cool" ??? I give so much of a shit about my friends artwork and ask them questions about their process and progress and I literally get NOTHING similar. No One Gives A Fuck, Ever!

I should just create for myself, and I do, yes yes I know the whole spiel, but jesus christ im going to stop complimenting other peoples artwork as indepth and intrigued as I do and see how it FUCKING FEELS

[pardonmydelays]

huh

[eggcats]

I just posted chap3 and I'm just now realizing how fucking funny it is to imagine like, everyone ELSE'S response to Alastor and Vox's relationship, considering he's been in hell for less than 20 years so everyone very CLEARLY knows him as this dude who showed up and slaughtered Overlords and broadcast their screams while cackling on his radio show, like he still does this sometimes when he's bored - this is very recent, if not current, memory for most of hell at this point

Like I mentioned them having to let Carmilla Carmine know that Alastor can't attend any Overlord meetings due to his rut, so imagine her being like, "Far be it from me to question your absence, but thus far it has never prevented your attendance before?"

And then you cut to Rosie explaining his new relationship to her, with Alastor and Vox fighting like cats in the background

(yknow how cats just like, slap each other and then run away? they're doing this because Alastor told Vox that he considers having to eat the food he prepares to be more of a punishment than attending the meetings, and Vox immediately tackled him for it)

And then you get like, maybe a lower-ranked Overlord, maybe a sinner who happens to be nearby, be like, "If all the radio bastard needed was a good fuck, I'd have offered before he had to settle for that weird thing he got instead."

Alastor immediately transforms back into his giant, scary Radio Demon self and makes a quick broadcast using his microphone as he rips apart their soul, in plain view of everyone, making every person within at least a 10 mile radius hide huddled next to their radios as they listen to the screams

And then after he's done, he returns to normal, turns to Vox, and goes, "Even as rotten as they were, they still tasted better than anything you've prepared, darling."

And the cycle starts again, with Vox just attacking Alastor with no fear and everyone watching like "What the FUCK is wrong with that guy, did he NOT just see what happened?!"

I just love the visual of everyone being terrified of Alastor and running away from him, with Vox just casually, and without fear, telling him to fuck off even before he has any real power in hell, and everyone watching like "What's HIS deal?!?"

[demodraws0606]

BBH IS NOT GONNA DIE HE ALREADY CONFIRMED HIS CHARACTER BASICALLY GETS RESET (RESETTING HIS MEMORY INDEX), HE DOES NOT DIE PERMANENTLY.

THERE IS ALSO SO MANY MORE UNANSWERED QUESTION AND LORE OUTSIDE OF HIM FUCKING DYING

PLEASE STOP THE MISINFORMATION 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[onnahu]

So like Bruce/Batman is super overdramatic. Like we know it. Reather than going to therapy he decided to dress up as a bat and beat up criminals so that they go into coma. And beside, I know that him taking on a bat fursona is because of his fear of them or whatever, but he could be effective with a demon mask or something. But no! He has to be dramatic, and take on that cute-ass animal and make it feard by everyone, because if he's scared of bats, than everybody else have to too.

And they're so cute!

But. The thing is, vigilatism, heroism, villainism, it's all a bit overdramatic. So all of his gaggle of children are dramatic too. But like, it's an unnecessary flip there, and insulting criminals by puns there, not going all emo and 'I am vengance, I am justice yada yada'.

Also, how he's just always towards the JL. He won't tell them anything, he's gonna keep his cards close and let them have the littlest he can. And like he'll make everything as dramatic as it can be. Like there was that scene in the JL cartoon if I remember correctly, where GL was irritating him (as per usual), and Batman, instead of talking back or ignoring him, stole his rong and was like 'at least i can do shit without a piece of alien jewlery'. It's dramatic as fuck! Like, you didn't had to do that, man!

And that way, I came to Jason freaking Todd, who looked at that man and said 'I can do everything he did better'. So he went on his little 'RH is better Batman than Batman ever was yada yada' rampage, and then made Bruce's overdramaticness look like a preeschoolers tantrum. He went all in.

His name? Red Hood? It may look unoriginal, taking the same method to choosing name as Bruce, but it's just perfect dramatic irony. Bruce don't know how Jason chose his name, but he does and it's all for shit and giggles, so that he'll havea breakdown when he'll find out RH's identity.

And if we're on it. His whole identity reveal, confrontation with Joker shit? It was planned. He was practicing his monologue for a moth every night before bed.

And the Titans Tower. Like, I don't really like that, but that horryfyingly-hillarious image of Jayson in Robin suit? It's priceless. I've seen those posts where people were like 'did he buy it on etsy? Sex shop? Or maybe he did it with his own two hands for three months straight so it'll look perfect?', and it's always so funny.

He decided that he's gonna outrun Bruce in every category there is, and he almost succeed. He failed, bc he doesn't have a gaggle of children running after him. (Unless you count Generation Outlaw when he had his little team to train and it was super cool. Maybe he did beat Bruce at it. They went on their own at least and aren't that traumatised by him as every batkid is by Bruce, so...)

[peachdoxie]

Goddamn it. God fucking damn it. Me reading all this Batfam fic is going to turn into me reading DPxDC fic isn't it. Isn't it. Fuck. Shit.